Archive for the ‘TANSTAAFL’ Category

I Like That Boom Boom BOOM

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

I generally hate procrastination, especially when I do it. But now and then it works in my favor. In this case, I am catching up on emails from the last couple of months, and was reading a Motley Fool article. They mention one of their Hidden Gems picks (for free!) and I go to look into it, seeing that it just tanked from panic selling the day before. The pick is Dynamic Materials Corp. (BOOM).  I have made money more often than not from following Foolish advise, and if I were up enough to take a higher risk tolerance I would buy immediately rather than setting a watch for drops and limit buy a little lower than Friday’s 14.27% drop.

Hiiiiiya!

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Shaolin Temple’s kung fu monks prepare IPO

Getting That Y2K Feeling Again

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

While the anticipated disasters expected in 2000 did not occur, the burst of the tech bubble did occur that year (not much of a coincidence if you look at the roots of the IT industry).  Seeing this headline

Twitter could go for IPO, says Stone

in my in box today gave me the same sinking feeling my Macromedia stock did in 2000, only this time I can see it coming.

Spotlight Illuminates Illumina

Sunday, August 9th, 2009

I received a recent teaser from Motley Fool with the subject “Glimpse Obama’s favorite healthcare investment”. The headline in the content of the email itself was

The “$1,000 Genome” is about to be announced… and it’s already making smart investors rich!

This sounded vaguely familiar…and interesting. Being too cheap to pay for the newsletter (though I have always wanted to have the budget to do so), I did the Google thing to see what the Stock Gumshoe had to say about it. I found an article about a different promotion but seems to be the same stock, which is ILMN.

ILMN actually looks interesting, so I am adding it to the Cheap Lazy watch list (which, yes, I will one day publish on this site, as soon as I get over the second adjective).

What Some Stock Newsletters Would Do Otherwise

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Dilbert.com

Would You Like Brains with That?

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

Quote from a newsletter offer that actually had me interested until I got to this line:

But you can get it all for free for only $29.95.

me2everyone Ups the Ante

Friday, June 12th, 2009

me2everyone is a pre-launch social networking site that is using what has made social networking popular to be popular: viral marketing. But they are doing it with a twist, giving away stock in the company to the first 500,000 members. They started by giving away 1000 shares, then scaled back to 100. Now they have gone to 2000 shares for the final push. Go to http://www.me2everyone.com/452531 to learn more. Or see my post about this last month.

How Cheap, Lazy Investors Spot A Twisted Promotion

Monday, June 8th, 2009

An alert reader sent in an ad that bragged about the reader who followed the advise of the newsletter had made 100% profits in 90 days. That definitely sounds impressive.  Until you look at the information given to back up the claim.  The teaser that  “since March alone” … “doubled…”.

OK, I can stop right there. Being paranoid is a price one pays for being cheap and lazy. If you’re not paranoid, you can’t be lazy. Well, you can, but you won’t be investing for long, because you’ll be broke. And I was paranoid around the March time frame after the heavy beating I took in the Fall of 2008. So I only bough a little of the terribly depressed stocks available at that time. I could have thrown a dart on March 1st and tripled my money in 90 days (and did, on one stock…tripled, not the dart thing). Look at the charts of almost any stock of real interest, and odds are 9 out of 10 that it will have doubled since March 1st.

I’m not saying the newsletter in question is not useful, informative, or even profitable. I am saying that if they are going to try to sell me with a stacked deck, I’ll pass.

Does This Really Work?

Friday, June 5th, 2009

As a result of being cheap and subscribing to lots of free investment info, I get more than my fair share of emails advertising to idiots. One of my a favorites (mentioned last week but received again this week) offers “free stock picks” for paying for a stock pick newsletter. Does that mean the free ones are good and the one you pay for are worthless, or vice versa?

Anyway, today’s junk mail was this offer for a special report of ten top picks. I would have bit, knowing full well it would increase the work of my spam filter. But then I noticed that they had eight links in the email to the same place to get the free report. Which tells me that they are either too dumb to hire a good web copy writer for their pitches or are only looking for people so dumb that they have to be shown eight times how to get something for free. I can understand two (top and bottom of the email), even three if it is a really long email. But eight links? Nah, that’s too many. I’ll pass.

If you want to get it anyway, those eight links point to http://www.newsletteradvisors.com. It actually came with a parameter, but that probably confirms my email address as a sucker, so I’m leaving it off.

Foolishly Cheap

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Motley Fool has a good article about shopping cheap stocks. It is one of those articles that remind me when reading financial articles, always read the whole thing before doing anything about it.

The article starts with a very mechanical approach to finding the cheapest stock of 1999. I love mechanical approaches as they tickle my lazy side. My cheap side has been burnt enough from being too lazy that I’ve learned that mechanics are never enough.

Anyway, while this selection method works great for the first stock, it doesn’t hold consistent down the line. The dart in action once again.

The one thing I don’t like about the article is where they have a table of stocks picked with the mechanical approach that shows an average upside of 107% over 5 years of picks. Firstly, that is way too narrow of a sampling to be reliable, and secondly the star example of the article throws the average so far off that if it wasn’t there, you’d be just as well off with a money market fund. I don’t think it was the author’s intention to promote following the approach blindly, but I think it did merit more comment on why profits may be smaller than they appear.